Fight for your right to fight

Living in the ATL, in the passing week or so I've heard non stop conversation on Mr. Vick and his alleged dog fighting scandal. The unfortunate part for me is that it's inescapable down here, it's on ESPN, it's on CNN and it's on local news every day. Everyone has their opinions on the situation…"it's cruel to dogs"…"who cares about dogs, what about the soldiers in iraq and the poor residents of New Orleans"…"hey who ate all my corn dogs"…"who let the dogs out?"

Enough is enough people. My stance, I agree with the people who think that there are larger issues to be dealt with than the mistreatment of some poor canines. It's time for us to stop worrying about why so many dog fights, the real issue is why are there not more cat fights. Huh? Cat fights are awesome, and I mean either, you have your class A cat fighting…



Then you got your class B…



The advantages of cat fights over dog fights are endless.

A) Their mere rareness makes them amazing
B) Those bastards are so agile, it's like a jackie chan movie if he were blind, or high
C) Claws
D) They're so noisy and unpredicatable, but the victor will inevitably land on their feet
E) If you're lucky you might see a boob, or accidental kiss (class A only)

So let's end the public roasting of one cornrowed qb (whom I never cared to much for anyway), and begin our petition to increase what really matters. Where's Michael Buffer when you need him?