Darwin Evolution: South Park

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Yes it is rather old, but at this hour of the morning I ran across this clip from South Park and was once again reminded of the brilliance of it's social commentary. Whether or not you believe in the butt sex theory, or the impregnated virgin theory (count me in on that one), you might get a good chortle out of this one.

Boomerang

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The Elements of Style

The Creative Circus (Hey that's where I go!!)

Body: It's safe to presume no one will run up to you and say, "You are my favorite art director," though your work could impact their lives from day to day. Insightful, memorable and entertaining ads are what The Creative Circus is about. In two years the ads you make will be your ticket out of the big top and into the big time. You'll have confidence knowing your work is entertaining millions. Though only a select few will want your autograph.
Tag: It's the work that gets noticed


Body: Even if there was, you probably wouldn’t get to be in it. In advertising the work is the star, and that's what we care about. At The Creative Circus we want you to have the best book possible by graduation. In two years your work will be in the spotlight, and you'll be somewhere off camera trying not to fall out of one of the director’s chairs.
Tag: It's the work that gets noticed


Body: You probably won't have a legion of followers, but a successful career in advertising will put your work in front of an enormous audience. While they may not be able to pick your face out of a lineup, after two years at The Creative Circus you'll be making ads they'll never forget. Our job is to push you to your creative limits and make you an advertising superstar. Even though that means the only time you’ll get stopped on the street is for the time.
Tag: It's the work that gets noticed

Dove Ice Cream

Betty Crocker: Warm Delights

Betty Crocker Warm Delights are microwavable. We targeted men, now they don't need women for dessert.
Tagline: The Warmth of a Woman Without The Woman

Pep Boys: Motosexual

Project your Motosexuality.


Project your Motosexuality.


Project your Motosexulity.

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At the site, users will be quizzed on their car care, mechanic and driving knowledge. The given tips from Pep Boys to enhance their Motosexuality.

Supercuts

The DMV will not take your picture again no matter how much you stand there voguing.
Model hair for the average joe.


Sashaying to the lunch truck will get you 86'd from poker night.
Model hair for the average joe.


You don't need a headshot to get a job at the mall.
Model hair for the average joe.

Fight for your right to fight

Living in the ATL, in the passing week or so I've heard non stop conversation on Mr. Vick and his alleged dog fighting scandal. The unfortunate part for me is that it's inescapable down here, it's on ESPN, it's on CNN and it's on local news every day. Everyone has their opinions on the situation…"it's cruel to dogs"…"who cares about dogs, what about the soldiers in iraq and the poor residents of New Orleans"…"hey who ate all my corn dogs"…"who let the dogs out?"

Enough is enough people. My stance, I agree with the people who think that there are larger issues to be dealt with than the mistreatment of some poor canines. It's time for us to stop worrying about why so many dog fights, the real issue is why are there not more cat fights. Huh? Cat fights are awesome, and I mean either, you have your class A cat fighting…



Then you got your class B…



The advantages of cat fights over dog fights are endless.

A) Their mere rareness makes them amazing
B) Those bastards are so agile, it's like a jackie chan movie if he were blind, or high
C) Claws
D) They're so noisy and unpredicatable, but the victor will inevitably land on their feet
E) If you're lucky you might see a boob, or accidental kiss (class A only)

So let's end the public roasting of one cornrowed qb (whom I never cared to much for anyway), and begin our petition to increase what really matters. Where's Michael Buffer when you need him?